Monthly Archives: March 2016

Monday, March 28, 2016

This is the decor in front of the Cantina Restaurant here in Roadhaven. I hadn’t really noticed it until I was there taking pictures of Dad’s tree. I don’t know how old that saddle is, but it’s seen much better … Continue reading

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Saturday, March 26, 2016

Another cookie baking day — Lemon Bars today!! I love them, but as easy as they are to make, they’re harder than the dickens to get out of the pan. I think next time I’ll use shortening and flour to … Continue reading

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Friday, March 25, 2016

Only one statement for today — watch this stunning video of our planet and remember to be grateful. Be safe, be well, and please be happy. Be sure to tell those you love that you love them!

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Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Robert’s father passed away in 2014, and we arranged to have a Desert Willow tree planted in his memory. We thought the park would provide the dedication plaque, but after seeing no plaque last winter, we checked with the park … Continue reading

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Tuesday, March 22, 2016

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psychopath

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get >From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quatro Cinco.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims’ Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.

21. What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody’s Gonna Lose A Trailer.

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Monday, March 21, 2016

Happy Spring!! The weather is fast warming up here in AZ. Getting ever closer to our departure date, which I will be more than ready for since I don’t do heat all that well I don’t actually do extremes of … Continue reading

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Friday, March 18, 2016

http://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_10-performance/typing-problems-with-windows-10/b8d93c64-c439-4869-ad1b-440281e36a33 Ah hah! I’m not crazy and I’m not alone! It seems there’s a bug in Windows 10. Feeling a bit less frustrated here. I didn’t even know how to word my situation/problem. I just happened across this page while looking … Continue reading

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